10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack