10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"