10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.