10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."