10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.