10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?