10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.