10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS