10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.