10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear