10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen