10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.