10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers