10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for loners.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz