10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz