10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.