10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.