10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.