10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow