10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio