10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT