10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"