10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer