10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"