10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth