10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
It's Free To Fold...
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Fook the floosh droo!
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.