10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim