10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.