10 Random Poker Quotes
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Ralph Malph
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.