10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.