10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.