10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.