10 Random Poker Quotes

Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
"The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves