10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak