10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.