10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event