10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright