10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• It's Free To Fold...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier