10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• It's Free To Fold...