10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker