10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm