10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow