10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek