10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown