10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.