10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth