10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz