10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.