10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-