10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword